Just for Fun - 2020 Resolutions for your DS

[centrop67]

Let's hear what you think your Dutch Shepherd's 2020 Resolutions should be...

1. I will not try to tear open the fence when the neighbor's dogs are on the other side.
2. I will get over my fear of the wet grass in the backyard, so I don't have to hold in my pee/poop for so long.
3. I will not pee on the house while the front door is being locked.
4. I will not pee on the front tire when we get out of daddy's truck.
5. I will not stick my snoot in the guest's crotch every time someone comes to the house.
6. I will release the ball, so it can be thrown (just kidding, no I won't).

[ladyjubilee]

1) I will only take small bites out of the rugs and my boy's stuff animals. I will not shred all of them.
2) I will only sniff the humans from behind.
3) I will try really hard to resist the old dog's food, and not open his food bin...or eat him...maybe.
4) Even though he shares with me I will not eat off my boy's plate....at least not when my mom is watching.
5) When I get muddy I will be extra sure to get clean rolling in mom's bed, or my boy's if her door is closed. I'll be really fast so mom can't catch me.

[centrop67]

Good stuff here.

Forum members keep 'em coming.

[TimL_168]

1)I will catch the squirrel
2) I will catch the squirrel
3) I will catch the squirrel
4) I will catch the squirrel
5) I will catch the squirrel
6) I will catch the squirrel

[TimL_168]

Seriously though, if this is actually from the dog's perspective, this list is 100% accurate

[centrop67]

this list is 100% accurate

Yup!

[Joxgirl]

I love the responses.

[Joxgirl]

Rogue wrote in her journal,
RESOLUTIONS, By Rogue ( Queen of the house)
I Rouge, will get to finally find my place on the masters bed.
I will report for duty when called “Here” ( just enough times to trick my mistress into thinking I obey). I resolve to only scare the hens out of the yard, without having one succumb either to a bite or heart attack. I will work on only eating poop from another dog when mom isn’t looking. I plan on making my goal to be the best Dutch Shepherd EVER. I will continue to save our yard from the tormenting squirrel and drive it away with relentless barking. This year is going to be great.
Signed,
Rogue.